Top 'O The Morning/Afternoon/Evening to ya now! Tis good to see you lasses and laddies. I'm afraid that I may disappoint ya a bit for I have nary a thing to shows ya. Me thinks that the wee Leprechaun folk played a trick on me and made time speed up so that it was Wednesday before I could blink me Irish eyes (and they ain't a smilin I can tell ya!)
But me and me Irish Schnauzers up there, O'Shotsy and O'Gunther O'Brien wanted to be sure to wish you the very happiest of St. Patrick's Day. We also wanted to leave ya with an old Irish blessing in honor of old St. Pat. It is bestowed on you from the bottom of our Irish hearts. Please be sure to watch it. . .it is less than two minutes but is filled with what I wish for you!
I'll see you next Wednesday!
"God, please help me be the person that my dogs think I am."